IL GIORNALONE — Prima Pagina

SCOOP · 40 YEARS of G

She turns 40 but Spotify told her her musical age was 26

Giorgia, shaken, deletes Bad Bunny from her playlist and puts her Nirvana T-shirt back on.

Copertina — immagine principale — THE COVER Giorgia Angeli: A woman, a mother, a Christian. Ah no, sorry… that’s the other Giorgia.

By Giada Feste

We intercepted Giorgia at the presentation of Claudio Fabio Rinello’s book, “Gatti da pelare, la drammatica storia di Bigazzi,” and on the occasion of her fourth-decade birthday we asked her the question haunting the West: “For you, the years seem not to pass — what’s the protocol?”

The answer, delivered with the calm of someone who has already seen everything: “Look, I alternate vegan snail-slime creams with periods of strategic emotional detachment. I surround myself with pastel shades, eat cereal that tastes like nothing, and above all I practice an ancient discipline: minding my own damn business. Spotify says 26? I don’t contradict algorithms — I observe them from above.”

It’s “Bobr Kurwa” mania: beavers, ducks and crocodiles shouted in Polish unsettle Brussels

By Dimitru Slimak · Brussels — Meme & Comparative Geopolitics Desk

Born from a Polish video in the early 2010s in which a man reacted with disproportionate enthusiasm to the sight of a beaver, the famous “Bóbr, kurwa!” resurfaced between 2023 and 2025 on TikTok and Instagram Reels, becoming a global format: any creature can be pointed at and celebrated with tragicomic fury.

The meme even brushed against institutions when, during a wetlands conference in Brussels, a staffer let the exclamation «Bóbr, kurwa!» slip on an open microphone in front of an image of a European beaver, among the species threatened by the water crisis. A crisis which, at least as far as the wine at the reception was concerned, seemed fortunately to have subsided. The man was escorted out, though he reportedly continued ranting at the carp in the artificial pond. Algorithms call it “engagement.” Diplomats defined it as a “complex moment.”

Immagine basso sinistra — SOUVENIR PHOTO Giorgia and the Sellaronda, ready? Go! Stop.

Immagine basso sinistra 2 — SOUVENIR PHOTO Giorgia and the Sellaronda, ready? Go! Stop.

A year ago the unfortunate fall (but with style)

Di Gigi Inopportuno

“Now I have a new cruciate ligament,” declares our protagonist with Olympic composure. Of course, rehabilitation cost a ski pass and a few weeks of intensive cohabitation with Mamma Graziella. “No really, it’s all fine.”

The therapist, contacted by the newsroom, described it as a “formative experience.” All’s well that ends Mario.

Conspiracy theories: what is Mela?

By Rio Mister Claudio

The Mossad has tragically demonstrated its tentacular network: intelligence technologies, collaborators, spies and interests too vast to go unnoticed. But what information is truly hidden in Grosseto? More importantly, what is the role of the "kitten" Mela in the intricate plan of the Zionist state?

For now, the questionable-quality kibble that Giorgia feeds our cat seems to have interrupted any possible communication channel with Israel. Full investigation on p. NO.

Curiosity: The Simpsons had predicted it (again)

Di Miss K. Loureen

In a 2001 episode titled “Sfaccim,” The Simpsons had already predicted that in 2025 we would detest, with surprising unanimity, that flashy lad Timothée Chalamet.

So at the BAFTAs no one was surprised when “I Swear” left the young Atreides empty-handed: the title of the winning film already sounded like a threat, long before the off-script shouts “N***A, B***” directed at Michael B. Jordan.